Turbo Dork

"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." In this box of chocolates you get a view of looking high up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking through...

There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70s British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiritual successor to the late great Emerald Nightmare...

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber! A grassy green and a handful of muted brown on top, with...

I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. This is the mid-range of the Chill Out matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on...

My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift.

Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? This is the darkest of the Cheat Day matched set in purple, pink, and blue. It can layered under one of the others in the set or used on its own.

Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. This is the darkest of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered under one of the others in the set or on its own.