Toys

All hail corgis! Well, I mean, don't hail them, there's no need to freeze them into tiny balls of ice and have them fall through the sky. Although don't get me wrong, I'd love corgis falling from the sky, as long as they were cool with it. What do you...

Working dogs are the best! They will happily herd your sheep and then lick your face! They will save Little Timmy, that poor chap always stuck in the wrong end of a well! They can walk on their hind legs in a tutu for your applause and delight!Of these,...

I know two things about Llamas: they're fuzzy, and they spit at people. But wait! Actually, Llamas DON'T spit at people! They spit at OTHER LLAMAS to establish dominance and hierarchy in the herd and stuff! Are you a Llama? No? Then no need to worry...

ROAR! Every time this Lunar Lion roars, it turns into stars and glitter! Can it make constellations? Oh wow, yep! That's even cooler! What about moon dust? Huh, yep, moon dust. That's less exciting. But still, you know, dust! From roars! That's something...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of...

Contrary to mainstream belief, very few Reapers are "Grim," per se. Sure, there's an amount of spookiness that comes with the job of shepherding souls, but most Reapers have plenty of interests outside of their day jobs! Many enjoy painting, animal...

Hoo! Hoo! The Squishable Snowy Owl wants to say hoolo! And ask a bunch of other hoo-related questions! LIke hoo are you! And hoo is your favorite movie actor? And hey, hoo is that devilishly handsome snowy owl in that one particular movie...

Have you ever felt like a big ball of laziness? You're not alone! Here's another big ball of laziness! How about you be big lazy round things together! What can you do with this sloth? Snuggle! What can't you do? Ask him to get you snacks. The kitchen is...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At...