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Turbo Dork: Ground is Lava
$7.99Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and shows its true colors under many lighting situations. Note: Ground is Lava must be used...
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Turbo Dork: Hemogoblin
$7.99Normally when you mix red and green you get some shade of brown. However, if you throw blood-red paint and a dehydrated goblin together you get Hemogoblin. Hemogoblin is a zenishift that can show up as a rusty iron-like oxidized heme or as a color any...
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Turbo Dork: Hotline
$7.99Get in direct communications with your retro, groovy 70s side. Hotline is hot pink. There is no mistaking it for anything else. This shocking, vivid pink is just the thing for the flashy sports car of your dreams. Note: For the most vibrant...
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Turbo Dork: Ice to Never
$7.99I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. This is the mid-range of the Chill Out matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on...
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Turbo Dork: Ill Gotten Gold
$7.99"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death." Formulated as a contrast color to go with our other metallics. Ill Gotten Gold is not technically a color shift paint, but does have a slight green/blue...
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Turbo Dork: Laserface
$7.99My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift.
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Turbo Dork: Let Them Eat Cake
$7.99Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? This is the darkest of the Cheat Day matched set in purple, pink, and blue. It can layered under one of the others in the set or used on its own.
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Turbo Dork: Life on Mars
$7.99Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians. Note: Life on Mars is at its liveliest when used over a black basecoat.
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Turbo Dork: Lunar Eclipse
$7.99Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. This is the darkest of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered under one of the others in the set or on its own.
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Turbo Dork: Maguro
$7.99Have you ever seen a blue fin tuna? If not, experience the blue of Maguro without going to Tsukiji Market. Maguro (sans sushi roll fixings) is a pastel that can be used either on its own over a white primer or layered over one of...
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Turbo Dork: Malum Malus
$7.99Green, delicious, and hiding a secret. This bright paint is not a true turboshift but has a hint of a yellow-green shift. Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Malum Malus over a similarly colored basecoat, such as green. Malum...
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Turbo Dork: Matcha
$7.99Just like the tea for your favorite matcha latte, this paint is specially grown and processed to give just the right shade of pale green. Matcha, the paint, is caffeine-free. It can be used either on its own over a white primer or...