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    Turbo Dork: 4D Glasses

    $7.99

     4D Glasses is like our best selling 3D Glasses, but with an extra dimension! Well, sorta --- pink, blue, AND green.  It is mainly more saturated as well as more colorful. You can layer it over other colors and it will get lighter the more...

  • Turbo Dork: Bees Knees

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    Turbo Dork: Bees Knees

    $7.99

    The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic yellow that show up as a lovely smoky gold over a black base primer and a deep warm yellow over white that is truly… the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Example images are shown...

  • Turbo Dork: Black Ice

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    Turbo Dork: Black Ice

    $7.99

    Black ICE can be deadly to an intruder net running in cyberspace. So be careful as you may not see it coming. This is an all black metallic paint with just a hint of silver. Perfect for hiding out in dark corners. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture...

  • Turbo Dork: Box Wine

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    Turbo Dork: Box Wine

    $7.99

    Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone.   Turbo Dork paints are made...

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    Turbo Dork: Bullion

    $7.99

    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold.  Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.

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    Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family

    $7.99

    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed

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    Turbo Dork: Cloud Nine

    $7.99

    I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks and yellows.  This is the lightest of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on its own...

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    Turbo Dork: Crystal Cavern

    $7.99

    Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds inside in the form of pale blue and pink crystals. This is the lightest of the Chill Out matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on...

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    Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux

    $7.99

    "My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." In this box of chocolates you get a view of looking high up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking through...

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    Turbo Dork: Gold Rush

    $7.99

    There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.

  • Turbo Dork: Gordian Knot

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    Turbo Dork: Gordian Knot

    $7.99

    Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70s British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiritual successor to the late great Emerald Nightmare...

  • Turbo Dork: Grave Robber

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    Turbo Dork: Grave Robber

    $7.99

    It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber! A grassy green and a handful of muted brown on top, with...