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  • Turbo Dork: 4D Glasses (TDK4987)

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    Turbo Dork: 4D Glasses (TDK4987)

    $7.99

     4D Glasses is like our best selling 3D Glasses, but with an extra dimension! Well, sorta --- pink, blue, AND green.  It is mainly more saturated as well as more colorful. You can layer it over other colors and it will get lighter the more...

  • Turbo Dork: Bees Knees (TDK5205)

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    Turbo Dork: Bees Knees (TDK5205)

    $7.99

    A cat has a meow but do bees have knees? As it happens they do, six in fact, though they are nothing special. However, Bees Knees paint is definitely exceptional. It is a luscious, warm honey-colored yellow when used over a white primer, bringing to mind...

  • Turbo Dork: Black Ice (TDK5250)

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    Turbo Dork: Black Ice (TDK5250)

    $7.99

    Black ICE can be deadly to an intruder net running in cyberspace. So be careful as you may not see it coming. This all black metallic paint with just a hint of silver is, as expected, best over black. Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigments...

  • Turbo Dork: Box Wine (TDK5236)

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    Turbo Dork: Box Wine (TDK5236)

    $7.99

    The bag in a box wine was invented in 1965 in Australia. At that time much of the world turned up its nose at the idea and labeled it “cheap”.   However, Box Wine, the paint, is anything but. Over a black primer, it brings a deep,...

  • Turbo Dork: Bullion (TDK5052)

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    Turbo Dork: Bullion (TDK5052)

    $7.99

    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold.  Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.

  • Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family (TDK5045)

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    Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family (TDK5045)

    $7.99

    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed

  • Turbo Dork: Cloud Nine (TDK4871)

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    Turbo Dork: Cloud Nine (TDK4871)

    $7.99

    I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks and yellows.  This is the lightest of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on its own...

  • Turbo Dork: Crystal Cavern (TDK4840)

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    Turbo Dork: Crystal Cavern (TDK4840)

    $7.99

    Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds inside in the form of pale blue and pink crystals. This is the lightest of the Chill Out matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on...

  • Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux (TDK4949)

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    Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux (TDK4949)

    $7.99

    "My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." In this box of chocolates you get a view of looking high up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking through...

  • Turbo Dork: Gold Rush (TDK5069)

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    Turbo Dork: Gold Rush (TDK5069)

    $7.99

    There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.

  • Turbo Dork: Gordian Knot (TDK5182)

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    Turbo Dork: Gordian Knot (TDK5182)

    $7.99

    Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. This luscious dark green paint over a black primer is the solution to any perceived problem that you might have when picking just the right color for your...

  • Turbo Dork: Grave Robber (TDK5151)

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    Turbo Dork: Grave Robber (TDK5151)

    $7.99

    It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin? No, it's a box of Grave Robber paint in grassy green and a handful of muted brown on...