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  • Turbo Dork: Box Wine

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    Turbo Dork: Box Wine

    $7.99

    Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone.   Turbo Dork paints are made...

  • Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family

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    Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family

    $7.99

    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed

  • Turbo Dork: Cyberia

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    Turbo Dork: Cyberia

    $7.99

    Cyberia is our ode to 80's cyberpunk, loud music, VR games, hackers, and neon nightclubs. This paint is a dark purplish blue with a lighter purple at the edges. Note: Cyberia must be used over a black basecoat to see the shift effect. If used over white,...

  • Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux

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    Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux

    $7.99

    "My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." In this box of chocolates you get a view of looking high up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking through...

  • Turbo Dork: Hemoglobin

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    Turbo Dork: Hemoglobin

    $7.99

    Normally when you mix red and green you get some shade of brown. However, if you throw blood-red paint and a dehydrated goblin together you get Hemogoblin. Hemogoblin is a zenishift that can show up as a rusty iron-like oxidized heme or as a color any...

  • Turbo Dork: Hotline

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    Turbo Dork: Hotline

    $7.99

    Get in direct communications with your retro, groovy 70s side. Hotline is hot pink. There is no mistaking it for anything else. This shocking, vivid pink is just the thing for the flashy sports car of your dreams. Note: For the most vibrant...

  • Turbo Dork: Let Them Eat Cake

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    Turbo Dork: Let Them Eat Cake

    $7.99

    Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? This is the darkest of the Cheat Day matched set in purple, pink, and blue. It can layered under one of the others in the set or used on its own.

  • Turbo Dork: Lunar Eclipse

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    Turbo Dork: Lunar Eclipse

    $7.99

    Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. This is the darkest of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered under one of the others in the set or on its own.

  • Turbo Dork: Miami Sunset

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    Turbo Dork: Miami Sunset

    $7.99

    Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. This is the mid-range of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on its own.

  • Turbo Dork: Orange You Glad

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    Turbo Dork: Orange You Glad

    $7.99

    Reach for Orange You Glad the next time you want to juice up a model. It is a bright yellow-orange, tending more to the orange side of yellow. Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Orange You Glad over a similarly colored basecoat, such as...