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  • Turbo Dork: Bees Knees

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    Turbo Dork: Bees Knees

    $7.99

    The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! A new warm metallic yellow that show up as a lovely smoky gold over a black base primer and a deep warm yellow over white that is truly… the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Example images are shown...

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  • Turbo Dork: Box Wine

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    Turbo Dork: Box Wine

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    Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone.   Turbo Dork paints are made...

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  • Turbo Dork: Bullion

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    Turbo Dork: Bullion

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    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold.  Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.

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  • Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family

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    Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family

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    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed

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  • Turbo Dork: Cloud Nine

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    Turbo Dork: Cloud Nine

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    I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine. Like the tips of a sunset, Cloud Nine combines cotton candy pinks and yellows.  This is the lightest of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on its own...

  • Turbo Dork: Cyberia

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    Turbo Dork: Cyberia

    $7.99

    Cyberia is our ode to 80's cyberpunk, loud music, VR games, hackers, and neon nightclubs. This paint is a dark purplish blue with a lighter purple at the edges. Note: Cyberia must be used over a black basecoat to see the shift effect. If used over white,...

  • Turbo Dork: Fae Wylds

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    Turbo Dork: Fae Wylds

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    The Fae Wylds is a land of potent magic and duality separate from that of the normal world. Fae Wylds, the paint, is a zenishift. It is purely magical, changing hue depending on the color of the basecoat used.  Note: Over white, Fae Wylds is...

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  • Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux

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    Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux

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    "My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." In this box of chocolates you get a view of looking high up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking through...

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  • Turbo Dork: Galaxia

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    Turbo Dork: Galaxia

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    What does the word Galaxia bring to mind? Maybe it’s a game, a book, a song, a sword, an anime character, a stemless plant, or even a genus of small fish. Galaxia has a subtle shift from violet to a deep purple, almost black, on the edges ---...

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  • Turbo Dork: Gold Rush

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    Turbo Dork: Gold Rush

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    There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.

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  • Turbo Dork: Gordian Knot

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    Turbo Dork: Gordian Knot

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    Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70s British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiritual successor to the late great Emerald Nightmare...

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  • Turbo Dork: Hemoglobin

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    Turbo Dork: Hemogoblin

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    Normally when you mix red and green you get some shade of brown. However, if you throw blood-red paint and a dehydrated goblin together you get Hemogoblin. Hemogoblin is a zenishift that can show up as a rusty iron-like oxidized heme or as a color any...

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