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  • Turbo Dork: Scarab

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    Turbo Dork: Scarab

    $7.99

    Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded through the Mediterranean world. By association, Scarab is bound to be one of our most popular paints.  After all, what’s not to like about a jewel-like beetle shell finish in shades of emerald...

  • Turbo Dork: Shifting Sands

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    Turbo Dork: Shifting Sands

    $7.99

    Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. This is part of the Earthly Pleasures set developed with muted and natural tones in mind

  • Turbo Dork: Silver Fox

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    Turbo Dork: Silver Fox

    $7.99

    If a gentleman with good looks and grey hair is known as a silver fox, then is such a man without hair known as a bald eagle? A mid-range true metallic silver, guaranteed not to tarnish your good looks. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be...

  • Turbo Dork: Six Shooter

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    Turbo Dork: Six Shooter

    $7.99

    It is the silver in the bullets that counts against a werewolf, not how many the gun can hold. Dark, almost black, cool grey. This is the darkest of the silvery true metallics. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed

  • Turbo Dork: Skyrat

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    Turbo Dork: Skyrat

    $7.99

    There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.   The show never saw the light of day but Skyrat, the paint, did. Its dark purple, magenta, and blue colors reflect that of the your...

  • Turbo Dork: Sugar Rush

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    Turbo Dork: Sugar Rush

    $7.99

    As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. This is the lightest shift of the Sky Above matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on its own. Even though it is a light color, please use...

  • Turbo Dork: Supermassive

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    Turbo Dork: Supermassive

    $7.99

    Supermassive is our first dark red shift. Moving from an almost black-brown up through a warm red and with hints of yellow at the extreme edges. Supermassive looks best over large surfaces with a black undercoat that lets the full transition shine. Also...

  • Turbo Dork: Sweet Dreams

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    Turbo Dork: Sweet Dreams

    $7.99

    "Sweet dreams are made of this, Who am I to disagree?" This is the mid-rang of the Cheat Day matched set in blues and purples. It can be used layered over one of the other color or on its own.

  • Turbo Dork: Taro

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    Turbo Dork: Taro

    $7.99

    How many purple foods can you name? Did you remember the lowly, root vegetable known as taro? Taro, the paint, has the just the perfect shade of light purple to make it yummy. Rest assured it is one of the pastels that works both...

  • Turbo Dork: Tin Star

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    Turbo Dork: Tin Star

    $7.99

    I doubt that Robin Hood’s nemesis ever wore a tin badge; but Bullock, Longmire, and Woody sure did. A pale, silvery true metallic that is almost chrome on large surfaces. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.