What's that just over on the horizon? Oh, you can't see it because it's, by definition, over the horizon? And the optical curve of the earth is hiding it from your line of sight? Well shows what you know, because that metaphor for something-that's-almost-here-but-not-quite is the MOON! And I know it's there right over the horizon because I put it there. That's right.
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Squishable: Mini Celestial Unicorn
Gilding the lily! That means taking something that's really great and making it unnecessarily greater. Like taking a cinnamon bun with icing and adding chocolate. Like taking a perfect ballet...
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Squishable: Mini Reaper
This horror movie might be about ghost-demon-witch-cultist-mummies-zombie kittens, but we all know the real star of spooky season. Without a reaper swinging that scythe, our characters would have...
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Squishable: Mini Phoenix
You're just in time to celebrate the Mini Squishable Phoenix's birthday! They were just reborn from the ashes of the previous phoenix a few seconds ago, and they're super excited to meet you. How...
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Squishable: Mini Piggy
t's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, is that a FLYING PIGLET!? How could you possibly get those things confused? They look nothing alike! Seriously, go to the eye doctor. I mean, it was saying "Oink" and...
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Squishable: Mini Corgi
What do you get when you cross a Corgi with a warm peach cobbler?A very happy Corgi...and a licked-clean pie tin! You see, Corgis are known for their large appetites! If left to its own devices, a...