Toys

Alchemy! The pseudoscience of transforming matter from one form to another! For example, you give us money and we transform it into a blind box! BOOM, alchemy! Test your newfound alchemical skills...

The Squishable Plague Nurse...is little now! We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. Doctor Plague has Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle...

This Mini Anglerfish is your light in the darkness! I mean, how can anyone stay mad when they look at this face?! Scared? Maybe. But not mad!

Space race TV shows: what people in the 1960's thought the future was going to look like! Dashing captains! Brightly colored polyester outfits! Suspiciously attractive aliens! Doors that say...

Look at this ridiculous little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a happy beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are what stars are made of. That's what the designer...

Mini Baphomet

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization! Now comes the fun part...

Has the ever-growing web of life gotten you down lately? Well don't be blue! Only this spider can be blue!! His eight legs are gonna walk you right out of your troubles, and into your future!!

While real capybaras are able to hold their breath underwater for over five minutes, I wouldn't suggest trying that with This particular variant of the species! Although they're just as cute, (if not...

Yes, yes, we saw the comments. “Add an orange to the Capybara!” A classic move. A predictable move. But we asked ourselves, what if… this Capybara was the orange? So we did that. Innovation. Science...

I have a cat bias. I admit it -- I think cats are amazing. Especially this Mini Colorpoint Kitty. It's the best thing that ever happened. You can disagree if you want, and I'll respect that. I mean,...