Toys

Football players kick a ball on the land. Vikings sale a ship around the sea. What is it about Vikings that make so many team owners say, "Ah yes, lets name our land-kicking players after those guys!"?  We may never know.

What has eight legs, yellow eyes, and howls at the moon? A wolf with eight legs! But also a spider who turned into a wolf. And also A WERESPIDER. Oh, and also this guy, a Wolf Spider. Which is a real actual thing!

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of...

Contrary to mainstream belief, very few Reapers are "Grim," per se. Sure, there's an amount of spookiness that comes with the job of shepherding souls, but most Reapers have plenty of interests outside of their day jobs! Many enjoy painting, animal...

Hoo! Hoo! The Squishable Snowy Owl wants to say hoolo! And ask a bunch of other hoo-related questions! LIke hoo are you! And hoo is your favorite movie actor? And hey, hoo is that devilishly handsome snowy owl in that one particular movie...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At...

Be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn, in which case, be a unicorn! So says the often-quoted phrase. But what if you could be both? This little Corgi is a small stubby-legged dog with a fluffy butt, and he's a Unicorn (who is also stubby-legged with a...