Toys

Look at this ridiculous little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a happy beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are what stars are made of. That's what the designer told me at least. And they're the person who keeps me...

Mini Baphomet

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization! Now comes the fun part - showing him everything he's missed by being a blurry...

While real capybaras are able to hold their breath underwater for over five minutes, I wouldn't suggest trying that with This particular variant of the species! Although they're just as cute, (if not cuter!!), their fur takes a LOT longer to...

What do you get when you cross a Corgi with a warm peach cobbler?A very happy Corgi...and a licked-clean pie tin! You see, Corgis are known for their large appetites! If left to its own devices, a Corgi will devour your donuts, scarf down your scones and...

9(w) x 9(d) x 10(h) inches. Polyester fiber

Mini Squishable Firefly, you're absolutely glowing! What's your secret? Have you been munching on some lightning? Or crunching on starlight? Or snacking on bright dreams of the future? Or is it just a fantastic skin-care routine with a lot of...

Are you hungry, little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez, no, stop trying to eat your own foot! We can fight our culinary cravings without chomping on extremities. No no, that goes for MY foot as well. How's some bolognese? I make...

Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit! Frogs are typically pretty slimy but not the Mini Squishable Frog! This frog is super soft and ready to hop onto your couch. Sounds like a jumping time! Have fun and watch where you hop!  

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. It's a complicated, weird, and rather trippy tale. There's brave deeds, courtly love, losing heads, also at one point there's a witch, but she's not really part of the story. Anyway, what I'm saying is, this little guy...