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This horror movie might be about ghost-demon-witch-cultist-mummies-zombie kittens, but we all know the real star of spooky season. Without a reaper swinging that scythe, our characters would have nothing to lose! Thanks for adding a sense of gravitas,...

ROAR! Why good morning to you too, T-Rex! It's a beautiful day to run around the cinema-scape and cause chaos, isn't it? What movie is complete without your majestic - yet probably scientifically incorrect - lizard body? Your flashing eyes promising...

Squishable: Mini Tarantula

Squishable: Mini Undead Unicorn

The cat was worshiped in Ancient Egyptian religion! The Dragon was revered in ancient Chinese folklore! If you could squish these two cultural creatures into one, how historically legendary would it be? Very!

Football players kick a ball on the land. Vikings sale a ship around the sea. What is it about Vikings that make so many team owners say, "Ah yes, lets name our land-kicking players after those guys!"?  We may never know.

What has eight legs, yellow eyes, and howls at the moon? A wolf with eight legs! But also a spider who turned into a wolf. And also A WERESPIDER. Oh, and also this guy, a Wolf Spider. Which is a real actual thing!