Toys

Look at this ridiculous little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a happy beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are what stars are made of. That's what the designer told me at least. And they're the person who keeps me...

Just when you thought Corgis couldn't get any more adorable with their little legs and adorable ears and floofy butts, in comes the Mini Baby Corgi! With even shorter legs and floppier ears! And also a floofy butt! Don't be fooled by their mini nugget...

Unicorns are the national symbol of Scotland, not because they look great in plaid and like to toss a caber or two, but because of their strength and loyalty! While this particular Unicorn may be smaller in stature than his bigger brother, he packs the...

Mini Baphomet

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization! Now comes the fun part - showing him everything he's missed by being a blurry...

What's that just over on the horizon? Oh, you can't see it because it's, by definition, over the horizon? And the optical curve of the earth is hiding it from your line of sight? Well shows what you know, because that metaphor for...

Gilding the lily! That means taking something that's really great and making it unnecessarily greater. Like taking a cinnamon bun with icing and adding chocolate. Like taking a perfect ballet performance and adding puppets. Like taking a bacon...

What do you get when you cross a Corgi with a warm peach cobbler?A very happy Corgi...and a licked-clean pie tin! You see, Corgis are known for their large appetites! If left to its own devices, a Corgi will devour your donuts, scarf down your scones and...

9(w) x 9(d) x 10(h) inches. Polyester fiber

Mini Squishable Firefly, you're absolutely glowing! What's your secret? Have you been munching on some lightning? Or crunching on starlight? Or snacking on bright dreams of the future? Or is it just a fantastic skin-care routine with a lot of...

Are you hungry, little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez, no, stop trying to eat your own foot! We can fight our culinary cravings without chomping on extremities. No no, that goes for MY foot as well. How's some bolognese? I make...