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  • Squishable: Baby Corgi

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    Squishable: Baby Corgi

    $46.99

    All hail corgis! Well, I mean, don't hail them, there's no need to freeze them into tiny balls of ice and have them fall through the sky. Although don't get me wrong, I'd love corgis falling from the sky, as long as they were cool with it. What do you...

  • Squishable: Baby Panda III

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    Squishable: Baby Panda III

    $43.99

    Look at this bamboo chomper! So cute! I wish I was that cute. Would eating bamboo make me look as cute as this Squishable Panda? It's worth a try! Agh. Actually nevermind. My teeth can't munch through bamboo. I learned something important today, both...

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  • Squishable: Cthulhu

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    Squishable: Cthulhu

    $29.99

    ''Once before, it appears, Professor Angell had seen the hellish outlines of the nameless monstrosity, puzzled over the unknown hieroglyphics, and heard the ominous syllables which can be rendered only as 'Cthulhu'...''Yes, there's nothing like a...

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  • Squishable: Lunar Lion

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    Squishable: Lunar Lion

    $48.00

    ROAR! Every time this Lunar Lion roars, it turns into stars and glitter! Can it make constellations? Oh wow, yep! That's even cooler! What about moon dust? Huh, yep, moon dust. That's less exciting. But still, you know, dust! From roars! That's something...

  • Squishable: Micro Avocado Toast

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    Squishable: Micro Avocado Toast

    $13.99

    Unable to buy a home because of the luscious temptation that is avocado toast at brunch? Make one yourself with Micro Avocado Toasts! A lot of them! I'm talking about a full house-worth of tiny Avocado Toasts! It's so much more adorable than a normal...

  • Squishable: Micro Comfort Food Avocado

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    Squishable: Micro Comfort Food Avocado

    $13.99

    The avocado craze is sweeping across toasts from coast-to-coast! From a fancy Brooklyn-Brunch to a good ol' fashioned burger, these green gastro-gems greatly elevate every culinary event! But what to do if you find yourself trapped in an eating...