Toys

The avocado craze is sweeping across toasts from coast-to-coast! From a fancy Brooklyn-Brunch to a good ol' fashioned burger, these green gastro-gems greatly elevate every culinary event! But what to do if you find yourself trapped in an eating...

Octopi! They are cute, flexible, highly intelligent, and they also DREAM! Yes, the sleepy kind. How delightful! What do they dream about? Their escapes from aquarium tanks? Cupcakes (wait, that's MY dream). The Micro Squishable Cute Octopus dreams about...

Spooky szn is year round! If someone says otherwise, let them know that the tiniest ruler of the ghouls has declared it is true. This most adorable of all ghosts has spoken, and you don't wanna argue with a spirit this small.  He could haunt...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we...

The Squishable Plague Nurse...is little now! We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. Doctor Plague has Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a...

I've always suspected that the entire universe revolves around me. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin picking selfies, pumpkin-colored filters (they say it's called 'sepia' but I know better)! It was only a matter of time before I turned into a Micro...

Look at this ridiculous little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a happy beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are what stars are made of. That's what the designer told me at least. And they're the person who keeps me...

Unicorns are the national symbol of Scotland, not because they look great in plaid and like to toss a caber or two, but because of their strength and loyalty! While this particular Unicorn may be smaller in stature than his bigger brother, he packs the...

Mini Baphomet

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization! Now comes the fun part - showing him everything he's missed by being a blurry...