Toys

Hey you! How about we find a festive sakura grove, hang up some paper lanterns, lay out a picnic blanket, and eat a bunch of sakura flower-flavored treats under the cherry blossoms! With a dragon!What's that? You say you were actually planning to...

Hoo! Hoo! The Squishable Snowy Owl wants to say hoolo! And ask a bunch of other hoo-related questions! LIke hoo are you! And hoo is your favorite movie actor? And hey, hoo is that devilishly handsome snowy owl in that one particular movie...

Should we make a snacker lamp to go along with all these moths?!?! Well, maybe not since we don't wanna hurt them! Snacker moths are very precious and delicate. They've traveled a long way to get here, and we wouldn't want something like a pesky lamp...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At...

Be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn, in which case, be a unicorn! So says the often-quoted phrase. But what if you could be both? This little Corgi is a small stubby-legged dog with a fluffy butt, and he's a Unicorn (who is also stubby-legged with a...

Hey, where did all my trick-or treating buddies go? We turned left by that house that always has full sized candy bars, and then, poof! Help me, Undercover Pug in Bat! Can you fly up there and let me know where they are? I'll give you a treat! Okay five...

Plant children are the best! Case in point, this Venus Fly Trap! They're the most superlative carnivorous plant a couple of spooky plague professionals could hope to co-parent. And as an added bonus, they keep everyone's workstations pest free. And who...

The "This is Fine" edition of the Dumpster Fire! A collaboration with KC Green, the cartoonist who drew the original Question Hound webcomic that the infamous "This is Fine" meme sprang from!