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  • Squishable: Spooky Ghost

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    Squishable: Spooky Ghost

    $47.99

    BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At...

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  • Squishable: Undercover Corgi in Unicorn

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    Squishable: Undercover Corgi in Unicorn

    $36.99

    Be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn, in which case, be a unicorn! So says the often-quoted phrase. But what if you could be both? This little Corgi is a small stubby-legged dog with a fluffy butt, and he's a Unicorn (who is also stubby-legged with a...

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  • Squishable: Undercover Pug in Bat

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    Squishable: Undercover Pug in Bat

    $30.00

    Hey, where did all my trick-or treating buddies go? We turned left by that house that always has full sized candy bars, and then, poof! Help me, Undercover Pug in Bat! Can you fly up there and let me know where they are? I'll give you a treat! Okay five...

  • Squishable: Venus Fly Trap

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    Squishable: Venus Fly Trap

    $57.99

    Plant children are the best! Case in point, this Venus Fly Trap! They're the most superlative carnivorous plant a couple of spooky plague professionals could hope to co-parent. And as an added bonus, they keep everyone's workstations pest free. And who...

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  • This is Fine Vinyl Figure

    This is Fine Vinyl Figure

    $39.99

    The "This is Fine" edition of the Dumpster Fire! A collaboration with KC Green, the cartoonist who drew the original Question Hound webcomic that the infamous "This is Fine" meme sprang from!

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  • Wand with Snake

    Wand with Snake

    $9.99

    Magic Wand with Snake and Ball9 inches long.  Hand Painted Cold Cast Resin

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