Toys

I'm kind of feeling like a salad right now, but alas, I'm missing a plate on which to put it! Hey, Mini Stegosaurus, can I borrow one of yours? You've got plenty, right down your back. What's that? You need those plates for self-defense and...

ROAR! Why good morning to you too, T-Rex! It's a beautiful day to run around the cinema-scape and cause chaos, isn't it? What movie is complete without your majestic - yet probably scientifically incorrect - lizard body? Your flashing eyes promising...

Whoa Mini Triceratops! Love your facial accessories! I may have a snazzy nose piercing, but your hardware takes it to another level. What's that? Yours are fully functional against vicious carnivorous predators? Hmm, mine could probably open a tin...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of...

Contrary to mainstream belief, very few Reapers are "Grim," per se. Sure, there's an amount of spookiness that comes with the job of shepherding souls, but most Reapers have plenty of interests outside of their day jobs! Many enjoy painting, animal...

Hoo! Hoo! The Squishable Snowy Owl wants to say hoolo! And ask a bunch of other hoo-related questions! LIke hoo are you! And hoo is your favorite movie actor? And hey, hoo is that devilishly handsome snowy owl in that one particular movie...

Have you ever felt like a big ball of laziness? You're not alone! Here's another big ball of laziness! How about you be big lazy round things together! What can you do with this sloth? Snuggle! What can't you do? Ask him to get you snacks. The kitchen is...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At...

Be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn, in which case, be a unicorn! So says the often-quoted phrase. But what if you could be both? This little Corgi is a small stubby-legged dog with a fluffy butt, and he's a Unicorn (who is also stubby-legged with a...

The cat was worshiped in Ancient Egyptian religion! The Dragon was revered in ancient Chinese folklore! If you could squish these two cultural creatures into one, how historically legendary would it be? Very!

Would you like to be a cat? Would you like to eat a cat? If you answered yes to either of those questions, then allow me to introduce this Kitty in a Shark disguise! Two great carnivores, one adorable little ball of fuzz. Whether your sharp teeth...