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  • Turbo Dork: 3D Glasses

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    Turbo Dork: 3D Glasses

    $7.99

    Don't worry, you aren't seeing double. With elements of blue, cyan and magenta undertones, this 3D Glasses paint has a stunning finish for those looking to add an oil slick, reflective look to their...

  • Turbo Dork: Afterburner

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    Turbo Dork: Afterburner

    $7.99

    Scorched earth and cool skies. Afterburner moves from a warm copper outward through a yellow-gold front face to a light green rim. Afterburner works well as an effect paint for gun barrels and...

  • Turbo Dork: Box Wine

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    Turbo Dork: Box Wine

    $7.99

    Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red. Box Wine is our...

  • Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family

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    Turbo Dork: Cartridge Family

    $7.99

    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze...

  • Turbo Dork: Cyberia

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    Turbo Dork: Cyberia

    $7.99

    Cyberia is our ode to 80's cyberpunk, loud music, VR games, hackers, and neon nightclubs. This paint is a dark purplish blue with a lighter purple at the edges. Note: Cyberia must be used over a...

  • Turbo Dork: Dark Net

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    Turbo Dork: Dark Net

    $7.99

    Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Dark Net is one of our darkest shift paints and also one of the coolest. It can appear almost black with a green front-facing color and brown...

  • Turbo Dork: Death By

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    Turbo Dork: Death By

    $7.99

    Just the thing for those late-night cravings. Death By is a dark, rich chocolate with 90% cocoa solids. Simply delicious. Note: Death By is most vibrant over a black basecoat.

  • Turbo Dork: Electrum

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    Turbo Dork: Electrum

    $7.99

    So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently, the name doesn't match the color anymore, but it's been far too long to...

  • Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux

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    Turbo Dork: Forrest Flux

    $7.99

    "My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." In this box of chocolates you get a view of looking high up into the...

  • Turbo Dork: Ground is Lava

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    Turbo Dork: Ground is Lava

    $7.99

    Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and shows its true colors under many...

  • Turbo Dork: Hemoglobin

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    Turbo Dork: Hemoglobin

    $7.99

    Normally when you mix red and green you get some shade of brown. However, if you throw blood-red paint and a dehydrated goblin together you get Hemogoblin. Hemogoblin is a zenishift that can show up...

  • Turbo Dork: Hotline

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    Turbo Dork: Hotline

    $7.99

    Get in direct communications with your retro, groovy 70s side. Hotline is hot pink. There is no mistaking it for anything else. This shocking, vivid pink is just the thing for the flashy...