Squishable: Micro Avocado Toast

I've always suspected that the entire universe revolves around me. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin picking selfies, pumpkin-colored filters (they say it's called 'sepia' but I know better)! It was only...

If Micro Baby Unicorns could talk, what would they sound like? Probably a mix of an excited squealing and otherworldly inflection. Or maybe they speak an ancient language that only other Baby...