Toys

The Squishable Plague Nurse...is little now! We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. Doctor Plague has Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a...

I've always suspected that the entire universe revolves around me. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin picking selfies, pumpkin-colored filters (they say it's called 'sepia' but I know better)! It was only a matter of time before I turned into a Micro...

If Micro Baby Unicorns could talk, what would they sound like? Probably a mix of an excited squealing and otherworldly inflection. Or maybe they speak an ancient language that only other Baby Unicorns can understand. Whatever it may be, the Micro Baby...

Look at this ridiculous little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a happy beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are what stars are made of. That's what the designer told me at least. And they're the person who keeps me...

Unicorns are the national symbol of Scotland, not because they look great in plaid and like to toss a caber or two, but because of their strength and loyalty! While this particular Unicorn may be smaller in stature than his bigger brother, he packs the...

Mini Baphomet

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization! Now comes the fun part - showing him everything he's missed by being a blurry...

Gilding the lily! That means taking something that's really great and making it unnecessarily greater. Like taking a cinnamon bun with icing and adding chocolate. Like taking a perfect ballet performance and adding puppets. Like taking a bacon...

Everyone knows that the best things come in threes. Musketeers! Billy Goats Gruff! Wise men! Little Pigs! The list goes on! Why, I can't even imagine how many dimensions movies had before 3D glasses came along!The Mini Squishable Cerberus is...

What do you get when you cross a Corgi with a warm peach cobbler?A very happy Corgi...and a licked-clean pie tin! You see, Corgis are known for their large appetites! If left to its own devices, a Corgi will devour your donuts, scarf down your scones and...

t's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, is that a FLYING PIGLET!? How could you possibly get those things confused? They look nothing alike! Seriously, go to the eye doctor. I mean, it was saying "Oink" and everything. Jeez.    PRODUCT DETAILS 6...