Toys

''Once before, it appears, Professor Angell had seen the hellish outlines of the nameless monstrosity, puzzled over the unknown hieroglyphics, and heard the ominous syllables which can be rendered only as 'Cthulhu'...''Yes, there's nothing like a...

Those long teal pigtails! That adorable little outfit! That perky little smile! That voice! Ahhhh I love you Hatsune Miku! You may be the frontwoman for a million catchy tunes, but you'll always be my own personal happy little vocaloid! Ever wanted to...

Look at this ridiculous little shining star in the darkness of the amphibian world! This face is a happy beacon of cuteness, and those sparkles are what stars are made of. That's what the designer told me at least. And they're the person who keeps me...

Unicorns are the national symbol of Scotland, not because they look great in plaid and like to toss a caber or two, but because of their strength and loyalty! While this particular Unicorn may be smaller in stature than his bigger brother, he packs the...

Mini Baphomet

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization! Now comes the fun part - showing him everything he's missed by being a blurry...

Gilding the lily! That means taking something that's really great and making it unnecessarily greater. Like taking a cinnamon bun with icing and adding chocolate. Like taking a perfect ballet performance and adding puppets. Like taking a bacon...

Everyone knows that the best things come in threes. Musketeers! Billy Goats Gruff! Wise men! Little Pigs! The list goes on! Why, I can't even imagine how many dimensions movies had before 3D glasses came along!The Mini Squishable Cerberus is...